Here are some Trump/Kushner wedding photos that probably won't make the album. [Gawker]
Lindsay Lohan snaps at a fan trying to take a picture. How out of character. [EOnline]
The Gubernator gets dirty (and creative, apparently) with encoded profanity. [NYT]
James Franco spoofs his own Gucci ad. [SassyBella]
The "Grumpkin," your friendly 932 pound Halloween carving. [Gothamist]
Brian Austin Green's gun stolen from home. The concerning takeaway should be that David Silver owned a gun. [ONTD]