Vince Vaughn says he is ready for kids. His wife-to-be is sooo going to be the bad cop. [People]
Gossip Girl mom gets restraining order against ex for, among other things, interrupting breastfeeding. TMI, Lily. [EOnline]
In this season: granny panties! Boyfriends everywhere groan. [NYT]
Baristas charged with prostitution after being suggestive with customers. What, they don't appreciate a little bang for their buck? [Eater]
New York's divorce rate among lowest in nation. Possibly inversely proportional to fidelity rate? That'd be ironic. [NYP]
Actor Randy Quaid and wife arrested over hotel bill. Nothing worse than a cheap celeb. [CNN]