People are saying that America could "virtually run out of sugar." We call these individuals, "crazy people." [WSJ]
Anna Wintour to go on Letterman. Amazing! [NYMag]
Howard K. Stern heading to trial over claims of gay affair with Larry Birkhead. Back when the whole Anna Nicole Smith thing was the rage, we all thought ridiculous obsessions could not go any lower. Enter GoHan. [EOnline]
Jet Blue offering an all-you-can-fly-for-a-month deal. This is the divine message telling you to quit your job! Oh right - no one has a job. [JetBlue]
See the world's largest food items. And forgive yourself for finishing the leftovers when you got home late last night. [SprTrmnds]
Michael Jackson really rolling in dough now that he is deceased. Monkeys and molested children everywhere, rejoice! [NYT]
Bill Clinton launches Harlem's first Zagat guide. He heard that guys in the food scene are popular with the ladies. [SeriousEats]