Vice Magazine managed to hire a "hipster grifter." Kari Ferrell was a petit, adorable 22 year old from Utah who just so happened to be on the Salt Lake City Police Department's Most Wanted List. Lesson of the day: Google everyone you hire. [Observer]
Woody Allen is still angry with American Apparel for using his image without permission and ruining his reputation and now AA wants to get their hands on scandalous pictures of Allen's daughter wife to prove his reputation wasn't so squeaky clean to begin with. [ANIMAL]
This A-Lister and tweet addict finds it "astonishing that one person can actually have as big of a voice online as what an entire media company can on Twitter."We can't believe this either, but it might prove to be true." [ Huff Post]
Michael Jackson wants his stuff back and the scheduled April auction of select memorabilia might be on its' way to a close thanks to a lawsuit filed by the singer. WTF Michael?! We really wanted to see who the lucky winner of your sequined glove would be [Racked]
Uh-oh. The time has come for newspaper and magazine companies to report how they did in the first quarter of 2009 and it looks like the worst these companies have seen. Ever. [Gawker]