I hope the artist wasn't surprised when no one was interested in buying a 7x9 watercolor of Bernie Madoff (for 100k!) at the Armory [Bloomberg, via NYMag]
Girls, do you love Gossip Girl? Love a free dinner? Get dressed in your old school uniform, eat for free on March 16th. Just be ready for the pervy men. [Eater]
The wild world of celebrity swag is grinding to a halt; now keeping the merchandise is a no-no, with accusations of "theft" [Gawker]
How do you pursue a bunch of crafty financial crooks? Appeal to an even craftier convict for advice [DailyBeast]
PETA is evidently outside of Dior right now, with "bloody pelts" and lots of shouting. Go watch, maybe bring popcorn? [TheMoment]