Dying print media will continue to milk Obama's win for all it's worth [Gawker]
Crazy pastor bans Obama voters from Catholic communion! [Mollygood]
"Alcohol brings everyone together," says smarmy broker [Gothamist]
Bill O' Reilly portends death for Jon Stewart, lest he travel to South [NYMag]
Even Hollywood is cutting back on decadence, partying [HuffPost]