A hipster dictionary: decipher village mumblings. [Gawker]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: actors, rampart adopters and...jewelry designers? [WWD]
What to buy for the person that has everything? Madoff paraphernalia, obviously. [Intel]
Lindsay Lohan and Brandon Davis reportedly engage in naughty bathroom behavior, from which LiLo emerges looking like white out central. [ONTD]
Stephanie Pratt to enter rehab, again. Second time's a charm? [People]
A Gourmet magazine feature, posthumously published: a nice reminder of a lost literary friend. [Eater]
Shayne Lamas arrested for DUI. [EOnline]