Times Square bomber pleads guilty. That was easy. Except it wasn't. Because he almost blew up a car in Times Square. [Post]
Only Attorney General Andrew Cuomo could start out giving a conference on blocking child pornography and blunder into questions about his youthful pot-smoking. Rock on, Cuomo. [NYDN]
Don't shoplift in Chinatown or Flushing, for the punishment's worse than the crime. [NYT]
Tim Gunn dares to talk smack about Anna Wintour. [Observer]
The Mister Softee jingle will never not make Mayor Mike "John Wayne" Bloomberg freak out. [WSJ]
The Naked Cowboy is in a throwdown with the Naked Cowgirl. [Post]