Courtney Love defies hotel-trashing rock star stereotype by dating hotelier Andre Balazs. [Paper]
A new Meatpacking District bar will battle for basement space with 675. [Eater]
East Village readers: stay inside for awhile. [Grieve]
Someone pass the patchouli, stat. Joni Mitchell disses and dismisses Bob Dylan. [DailyMusto]
A doggy disco hits the Financial District. Stanley Stuyvesant is on his way as we speak. [NYP]
Want to know how rich you'd be if you'd bought Apple stock in '97? Probably not, but read it and weep anyway. [KyleConroy]