The newly single Snooki and The Situation made out in public. [TMZ]
Last minute deal narrowly averts doormen strike. Best news ever. [Post]
Parolee runs halfway house out of luxury condo. The condo is in Bushwick, so no one is surprised. [NYDN]
NY Parks Department's new mascot Pearl the Squirrel appears, city furries are joyous. [Gothamist]
Jon Stewart uses gospel choir to bash Fox News, once again saving their eternal feud from dullness. [NYMag]
Metro North bar cars may be missing from the new train models. Commuters: "But how will we imitate Don Draper now?" [NY Times]