Do you live on the LES? Ryan Philippe might become your new neighbor! [Post]
Bronx zoo lion babies now have names! [NYDN]
Halsey Minor wins big money from Christie's International in court ruling. The real winners: Headline writers, who can now whip out the Minor/major puns. [WSJ]
Lost fans: IT'SOVERAsksdfj;!!!!!! Everyone Else: Shut up, Lost fans. [EW]
You'll be relieved to know that Lindsay Lohan made it back to LA in time for her court date today. [TMZ]
Bill Clinton's motorcade in fender bender. [Times]