After four years of work involving 80 experts, the American Society of Addiction Medicine is redefining addiction to alcohol, drugs, sex, gambling, and more as a brain disorder. It's not your fault! [LiveScience]
A boy in Germany called the cops on his mother, complaining about his chores, telling authorities "I have to work all day long. I haven't any free time." [BBC]
The White House has signed up on Foursquare, just in time for President Obama's bus tour of Midwestern state. [Mashable]
Ashton Kutcher's new trailer for Two and Half Men is 53-foot-long, 1,100-square-foot and has seven 60in 3D plasma screens, a vast living area, two bathrooms, a kitchen with granite surfaces and a conference space. [DailyMail]
Detectives have papered the East Village with fliers asking witnesses to last week's pummeling of pop singer Gavin DeGraw to come forward -- causing some critics to accuse cops of preferential treatment. [NYP]