Superfund status will eventually turn Gowanus into SoHo. [NYP]
140 characters whose 140 characters you should follow on Twitter. [Paper]
Breuckelen is the new Brooklyn... [WSJ]
...and there's a new gin to prove it. [Details]
Tuxedo-clad drunks "embody the spirit of the East Village," says tuxedo-clad drunk. [Grieve]
Manhattan is the city's whiniest borough. [Metropolis]
Park Slopers once again perpetuate stereotypes of Park Slopers. [Eater]