Gossip blogging's up-and-comers bare their souls, pose awkwardly for photo together [Times]
Madonna to daughter Lourdes: Don't dress like a ho. [NYDN]
Shopaholic Screenwriter solved all her parenting problems by sending her kid to India. [Post]
Bus driver reprimanded for using cell phone whales on his supervisor [Gothamist]
Martha Stewart knows how to lull chickens to sleep through force of will. [Post]