Dating advice from classic Disney characters, including dwarf fetishists. [Cracked]
Fight. For your right. To have bake sales. [Grieve]
Did David Paterson leak his own political scandal? [NYDN]
Ashley Dupre has Michael Jackson moment as hair catches on fire during Playboy shoot. [1010]
Terry Richardson's patented thumbs up pose wins over male models. [Terry'sDiary]
Oh man, Reese Witherspoon to star in upcoming The Pioneer Woman movie. [Deadline]
Tiger Woods sexts released. Read at your own risk. [Deadspin]