Avenue doorman punches Justin Ross Lee. The Superjew wants him arrested. We think he deserves a parade. [ClubPlanet]
Alert the media: there actually is sex in the champagne room. [NYP]
Not a single census form has been returned from Lower East Side, despite looming deadline. [CityRoom]
Justin Bieber gunning for bad boy image? [1010]
Suffering from Shamrock Shake withdrawal? Find the cure in Times Square McDonald's. [Gothamist]
Gluten-free hot dogs and beer hit Shea, give more ammo to Yankees fans. [Grub]