Depression or the temperature? A bridge-and-tunnel partier tragically plummeted to his death at the Hotel Pennsylvania in Herald Square this morning after becoming locked out in the cold on a lower-floor roof, cops said. [NY Post]
Never do laundry again. A college student wore a pair of jeans for 15 months and then compared them to a pair he wore for 13 days. They had the same amount of bacteria! Thank you, college! [Gawker]
Keith Olbermann’s exit package was “well in excess” of $7 million, and he has to stay off TV for six to nine months. He can’t talk about his departure. Maybe. Here's a whole bunch of conflicting info. [Newser]
Are Andre Balazs and Chelsea Handler dating? The actress was seen, um, checking into the hotelier's "most elite enclave: his mouth" at a party during Sundance. They were wasted. Romantic. [Gatecrasher]
Bath Salts are the new meth. They contain mephedrone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone, which can cause hallucinations, paranoia, rapid heart rates, and suicidal thoughts. Stock up on Morning Rain before it becomes illegal. [AP]