Peter Davis' Status Update: The Top 10 Socialites He'd Go Straight For

[Pictured above, from left to right, Eleanor Ylvisaker, Lauren Remington Platt and Ferebee Taube. Image via Papermag]

I rang in the first day of July with some Yoga, a little party on Thompson street, and....Peter Davis' Status Update for Papermag titled: "The Top Ten Socialites I'd Go Straight For":

"I’m a total gay, but sometimes a red-hot socialite makes me want to say bi-bi to my homo ways. Here are ten sizzling social beauties I’d go straight for: 1. Eleanor Ylvisaker (beautiful and nice) 2. Charlotte Ronson (then I could try and “get with” her brother Mark) 3. Dani Stahl (the most fun girl in NYC) 4. Tinsley Mortimer (sure, she’s my sister-in-law, but we aren’t blood relatives so…) 5. Rachel Roy (don’t be mad at me Damon, but I’m in lust with your wife) 6. Tory Burch (I’d even wear her sandals in public for a smooch) 7. Lauren Remington Platt (the newest beauty on the block) 8. Ali Wise (sexy as all hell) 9. Leven Rambin (she did just turn 18 so it’s legal!) 10. Ferebee Taube (throw her hot husband Brook in there for added fun)

Pictured above, from left to right, Eleanor Ylvisaker, Lauren Remington Platt and Ferebee Taube