According to BlackBook's Chris Mohney, Facebook is the equivalent of an online graveyard. And Mohney is the first to do the math on just HOW many profiles on Facebook belong to the deceased (5,762,745 to be exact). Behold, his reasoning below. And, whatever you do, don't question his impregnable math....
So, until someone discovers the invention of pixelating your ashes (to spread across your Tumblr), this will have to do?
"5,762,745 to be exact. and I am EXACT. Based on this policyandthese general stats and the worldwide annual crude death rate. Don’t question my impregnable math. I used a spreadsheet."
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