12:30 AM - Eight overpriced drinks deep and unsure about new dating prospects, you finally cave, but you accidentally double tap and don’t get a clear look at what he posted
12:31 AM - Momentarily panic, wonder if Snapchat added a feature that shows how many times one person has viewed your story because you haven’t updated the app in four months
12:31:30 AM - Realizes that that’s a ridiculous idea, reopen Snapchat