We've known each other for 35 years
"We've known each other for 35 years, been dating for 6 weeks, and just got engaged on the plane ride over."
"So what was your relationship for the other 34 years?"
"He was my ex-husband's best friend."
"It's not how it sounds," said the man. "They've been divorced for 13 years. I didn't stampede or anything."