The Damage
Lindsay now faces up to three years in prison for the knockoffs.
"We want businesses around the world to know that we protect their trademark and service mark here," said Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman. "We want people to know exactly what they’re getting."
Which like, yeah, trademark infringement is bad, but who sees this "Chanel" number and thinks they're getting anything other than a cheap top that had a little too much fun in the screen printer? They should really just slap her with a hefty fine and move it along - Long Island has bigger problems to worry about.
Anyway, stay vigilant folks. And if you find a "designer" item for sale on a back-alley website that looks like it was created on Microsoft PowerPoint, perhaps consider not purchasing it.
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