Syndicated
Nitehawk is so overrated. Watching new movies is like drinking a bottle of wine from after 2014: just don't. Tickets here are cheap enough for your date to afford on his performance artist's income. He can tell you about the Chaucer-esque undertones in American Beauty, while you nod, appreciative of his massive intellect, and pour cheap beer down your throat.
[Photo via @seth_caplan]