A Supreme Collection Line
Get real, you know you're not meeting the love of your life while sweating your ass off waiting for the newest Supreme product with a bunch of 12-year-old skateboarders and hypebeasts. I'm honestly not even sure why you're waiting in that line but that's a whole different issue. Unless you want a guy who would be way more obsessed with their new shoes than you, this isn't the place.
[Photo via @sneakers_dad]