The Booty Caller

The Booty Caller
Then, there's the guy who makes you the apple of his eye... every weekend between 2 a.m. and 5 a.m. He's the classic booty caller. And he's a complete waste of time. "No," you say, "The 'no strings attached' agreement can work!" I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it can't. He will never be your boyfriend. It always gets messy. The Situation is sort of making it work with Paula on Jersey Shore, but we'll see if that lasts past the season finale. If anyone has a real life success story, I'd love to hear it. Otherwise, this guy is UNDATEABLE.
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