Delivery Guy
Sure the restaurant is two blocks away. And sure it's a perfectly lovely day, and you're a perfectly healthy, competent human being.
But still, for some reason, you've decided to outsource this easiest of tasks to a bag toting, bike riding man who may or may not extend your meal wait time by 25 minutes.
For being such a silly person, you deserve to pay the price of at least $2 to $4.
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