[Eleanor and Jon Ylvisaker; Josh Gruss and Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss]
From Papermag: "The gays can get hitched in Cali (Yipee!), yet all the hotties I want to tie the knot with are straight as an arrow and married! Oh well. Here’s my list of ten socialite husbands I want to take homo on the range:"
Jon Ylvisaker, husband of Eleanor Lembo Ylvisaker (Meet me in the john, Jon.)
Josh Gruss, husband of Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss (I want to get my Gruss on)
Brook Taube, husband of Ferebee Bishop Taube (I’ll swim in that Brook any day.)
Eric Zinterhofer, husband of Aerin Lauder Zinterhofer (I’m hot for the ‘Hof.)
Jamie Beard, husband of Veronica Swanson Beard (Jamie, if you ever need a gay beard, I’m available.)
Cabell Brown, husband of Vanessa Killebrew Brown (Cabell is my sexual Kabbalah.)
Jean-Francois Astier, husband of Jackie Astier (I want to French kiss this Frenchie.)
Chris Cuomo, husband of Cristina Greeven Cuomo (Truly Cuomo-licious)
Euan Rellie, husband of Lucy Sykes (Brits do it better.)
Charles Thompson, husband of Olya Thomas (Hey Charlie –- let’s get a room at 60 Thompson)
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