The Excuse

And with the return of parties, so too comes the need for an excuse to get out of them. The past year of never having to see that one friend-of-a-friend we can't stand has really spoiled us.  

Two weeks post-vax and have publicly posted about getting each shot? Sorry, but the COVID-caution card is going to be harder to play. If you're among what feels like the majority of people who got a dog, or a baby, during quarantine, you can always blame them, or else you're just going to have to dust off your old standbys. 

And if none of that will work, pretend you didn't see the text.

[Photo via @xeniaadonts]

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