Don't oversaturate the conversation with name-dropping

Unless you and your girlfriends are having a conversation that specifically revolves around celebrity sightings, don't name-drop every single opportunity you get. Here is a rule of thumb: for every round of wine, beers, or body shots (whatever floats your squad's boat) that you share, one name-drop is acceptable. That way, if everyone gets really drunk, you can name-drop to your heart's content and people will be so drunk they'll A) tolerate your bullshit and B) won't remember what an ostentatious dick you were being the next day.

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