They dress the exact same way they did when they were five

So you did some social media stalking before your first date. First of all, just call it espionage instead because it makes it sound way classy and less creepy. But you inevitably made it to the depths of his mom's Instagram page, where she's way too liberal about celebrating Throwback Thursdays. So you noticed that he was decked out in seersucker, cable knit sweaters, monogrammed accessories, and Sperry's as a kid. And once it's finally date night, you realize that he's wearing the exact same outfit that he was wearing in his childhood photos because he never learned how to cultivate his own sense of style. I mean, have you ever seen a boarding school catalog with someone wearing a vintage band t-shirt or leather jacket?

[Photo via @poloralphlauren]

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