The InstaGay Art Dealer Whose Artists You’ve Never Heard Of

Why does your IG feed have a thirst trap after every art pic? 

What are you really selling?!

These guys are always a bit too good-looking and they’re always photographed with a Cheshire Cat grin and a glass of complimentary champagne in their hand. They somehow appear at every fair from LA to Hong Kong despite have no real qualifications in the art world, and their clients seem to be a rolodex of Ivy League idiots who don’t know Pollack from Pier 1. 

Trust, any piece you purchase from them will certainly not be providing any ROI.

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