New Years Eve Party Roundup: Where Everyone Went Ahead And Lost Their Dignity After All

NYE at the Hotel on Rivington

UPDATE: More photos HERE! Here's the thing about New Year's Eve, no matter where you find yourself on the globe, you should never leave your house. Although this is a widely known fact, for some reason, the majority of our species become enemies of themselves on December 31st.  Let's sift through this year's evidence shall we?

NYE is just another reason for white people to show off their gansta signs:

It's also the perfect time to show off your drinking skills;

And oh the bathtubs of champagne, never forget the bathtubs:

It's a chance to catch your favorite band/Djs ring in the new year:

Wynn, Las Vegas

MSTRKRFT, Webster Hall

Lady Gaga, Fountainbleu, Miami

Girl Talk, Congress Theater, Chicago

And for guys to score with girls in pretty dresses and loose inhibitions;

Meghan Asha, friends, Julia Allison

The bottom line is this. If you are going to make New Years Eve a "night to remember" don't get your hopes up. It will never be as good as you imagine it will be. Also, leave your cameras at home and make sure your friends do the same. There's nothing worse than seeing your drunk, overly done up self in someone's facebook album. There is no erasing that kind of evidence.