"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Sally Shan's Dirty Birthday Party

Who's Sally Shan? No clue, but judging from the amount of invitations on Facebook I get from her, I'm guessing she's some kind of nightlife promoter? Anyway, all that matters is that we shared the same birthday weekend, and, while mine was totally a memorable experience, Sally really had her cake and ate it too....

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NYC nightlife promoters-to-be take note, if you are going to throw yourself a birthday party, you are going to need the right venue, the right props, and more importantly, the right crowd.

First thing's first, you're going to need a private photographer for the night. Oh yeah, and a cake with sparklers on top (but if you didn't know that already, you might as well quit now and go home...)

You are going to need a space large enough to accommodate your growing list of contacts and clients and with space for them to move around...

Hudson Terrace

Because, trust us, they are going to want to move around:

Bring lots and lots of napkins with you. Things are going to get messy:

No, like messy messy:

You def need a DJ, but you also may want to think about passing out your own handmade CDs for your guests:

And finally, make sure and get some celebs to attend. If you cant find the cash for that be creative! :

Get JRL!