Send Yourself Roses
Sure, it's a classic Clueless move, but when has Cher Horowitz ever steered you wrong? And, since you can't skimp on showing everyone just how desired you are, you might as well splurge on an extravagant arrangement by Venus ET Fleur, so at least it'll last long enough to re-photograph in a few months. The number of curious and/or concerned DMs from fuckboys will more than make up for the price.
[Photo via @spanglishfashion]