The Sexy Wine

We haven't loved Pinot Noir until Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt used it as code for "Black Penis." LOL. We recommend Oregon's Willamette Valley - they specialize in Pinot Noir. The way we see it, Pinot Noir is like the best sex you've ever had, like the one time you met a well-known Oscar-winning actor at 1 OAK in the ladies room - supple, sexy and smooth. Yum.

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