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There's a reason The Smith has three different locations, from Lincoln Center to Midtown to the East Village. Namely a menu that will have you hating yourself, falling into an existential crisis over how to even begin to possibly narrow down your order to a size, at the very lightest, morbidly obese. As it is, just the hot potato chips with blue cheese fondue alone - definitely not for the diabetic dad. You'll literally be digging in. Shovel and all.
The Smith,
1900 Broadway
[Photo via @thesmithnyc]