The Massage
Draining your lymphatic system is not for the faint of heart. First my masseuse, a nice lady from Brazil, had to open the system, which she did by pressing and kneading my thighs, belly, and arms. Hard.
Then came the scrubs and the lotion and the massage, which aside from some specific slimming and cellulite-vanquishing techniques, was a very standard massage.
After the thirty minutes were up, getting up off of the bed was harder than doing a minute of mountain climbers at Barry’s. With a quick thank you and a warm hug from Irani, I was feeling fresh and ready to tackle the chips and guac that I had waiting at home (don't tell her that).
Priced at around $300, the full treatment won't have you magically dropping pounds overnight, but there's no denying the benefits of helping along your lymphatic system. You'll likely leave with a slightly flatter stomach, less bloating, and, obviously, a selfie or two.
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