Jade Eggs
Goop has been peddling jade eggs that will promote health for reproductive and sexual organs. The $66 jade eggs are inserted into the user's Notorious V.A.G., and it connects them to their heart chakra and "yoni." This is an ancient secret practice that Chinese royalty has been using for years as it increases feminine energy, self love, and sex drive.
True: This is something Gwyneth is actually trying to encourage, but medical experts say there are no benefits to this ritual at all. In fact, if not cleaned properly between uses, it can actually be bad for you and give users Toxic Shock Syndrome. The stone is porous so bacteria can be tucked away and be difficult to clean out.
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