A Gemstone-Filled Meditation Mat
If simply looking at crystals is doing nothing for your aura, perhaps this $1,299 meditation mat, lined with amethyst, sodalite, blue lace agate, green aventurine, yellow aventurine, carnelian, and red jasper, will finally align your chakras and raise your vibrations. No, it doesn't actually do anything and yes, it's probably very uncomfortable, but GP approves so...