News is that NY airport security checks are soon to be a teenage boy's wet dream, with 3-D x-ray machines leaving little left to the eye. If you're not too keen on pulling a pantieless Lohan, have no fear, for there is an ingenious invention known as the Flying Pasty.
They're 2 mm thick and 100% rubber (get your minds out of the gutter!), and keep your unmentionables safe from prying eyes. Better yet, they come with witty slogans like "Only My Boyfriend Sees Me Naked." Those with more bohemian tendencies can pick up fun peace-sign pasties. A full male/female set will set you back a cool $20.
Talk about a nude awakening...
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