Absinthe Floss: Ke$ha may wake up in the morning and brush her teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels, but c'mon -- that's kinda rank and not for everyone. So for those of us who actually care about our teeth (but still like to party!), there's Absinthe Floss.
No, it's not a discrete way of knocking 'em back a few hours earlier and it won't help you on your quest to meet the green fairy or her friends. But this floss's traditional anise flavor will trigger enough fond memories from last night's escapades that it can help get you through a morose Monday, Tuesday, or whatever-day. (Yeah: our brains really are that complex.)
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