The GofG Guide To Crashing Fashion Week Parties

Dress The Part Dress, for lack of a better word, like an asshole. There is no such thing as over-the-top when it comes to Fashion Week parties. Think carnival clown meets leather fetish run through a sequin machine. Sarran wrap yourself if you are out of ideas then ask yourself: would Lady Gaga wear this? Does what you have on look like it may have come from Anna Dello Russo's closet? Are you incredibly uncomfortable?  If the answer is yes, then go for it. Don't forget to top all looks with sunglasses.