Ask a friend with a nice camera (long-range lens!) to take your picture and post it on social media as if you got photographed for some publication.

Caption it something like “OMG thank you so much @guestofaguest for taking my pic this NYFW, what a dream!!!” If your followers click through to @guestofaguest they won’t see your pic but hey, maybe you are on the dot com?! If they don’t find you on the dot com and then call you out then wow, that’s embarrassing for them! Are they a sad lurker InCel who actually LOOKED?!

[Photo via @jenyakenner]

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