Facebook Status Report Roundup PLUS Terrific Tweets...

We've got Facebook/Tumblr/Twitter...the father, son, and holy ghost, at our fingertips. So, why stop with just FB status reports?  From now on we will be aggregating from all three!

@Brittany Mendenhall Molly told you so. The Bachelor is an idiot! 26 minutes ago - via Twitter

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@aplusk (Aston Kutcher) Jimmy fallon's first night tonight. Hope you rocks it out! I'm going to keep a running tally of how many times he giggles at himself. about 1 hour ago from web

Peter Davis is craving the April issue for more ink on Madoff, especially Ruth. Now obsessed with Ezra Merkin and Jewish elite of NYC. 2 hours ago

@benleventhal I'm late to the Bachelor dance, but is there something in the rules that says he can't marry both of them? about 2 hours ago from txt

@ASimko I've got on my Moon Boots, spandex, (random) hoodie, jacket, hat and gloves... Ready or not, winter debauchery here I come. about 2 hours ago from web

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Lelaine Lau is thinking that this is one of those days she is glad she does not have a dog......... 3 hours ago

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@Nicky Digital Mishka's Mix tape series Keep Watch Vol. 6 featuring Skream:  sooooo good. 3 hours ago - via Twitter

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Emmett Shine lolanewyork.com going live tomorrow. 5 hours ago

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@queenalice I wonder what my good friend Devorah Rose is up to lately? about 8 hours ago from web

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Christopher London thinks we should EXECUTE BERNIE & RUTH MADOFF ON LIVE PAY PER VIEW TV DOWN BY THE BULL ON WALL STREET, SELL TICKETS WITH PROCEEDS TO VICTIMS. 9 hours ago

Caroline McCarthy is the mayor of Whole Foods Bowery, and you probably don't know what that means. Now pass the arugula. 11 hours ago