Facebook Status Report Roundup and Twitterific Tweets

@scottharrison RT @GianCarloOchoa: One man pretends to be rich, but has nothing, another pretends to be poor but has great wealth. Prov 13:7 about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

Francesco Civetta rocked eldridge then rolled to flashys late night to meet up w aimetti-hes still in the top 5 coolest nyc rockers list.. u know how we do!!! Updated via Facebook Mobile 4 hours ago

@johncmayer late night demo session... going to finish a song tonight called "Heartbreak Warfare"... I think it opens the record. about 5 hours ago from web

Scott Buccheit wonder why we are so affected when a famous person dies. I loved natasha richardson in cabaret, but why am i sooooo sad??? 5 hours ago

Rachel Sklar Back from SXSWi, hanging with the parents, hating on the new FB design. 7 hours ago

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@kelleyhoffman dinner @ lil frankies with refinery29 kids about 9 hours ago from txt

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Noelle Hancock Cats and laptops as weapons? Desperate times are upon us. 10 hours ago

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@davidkarp "The new Facebook provides definitive proof that Twitter and Tumblr had sex 40 weeks ago. And then Zuck stole the baby from the hospital." about 11 hours ago from Tumblr

@katiebakes Signs I really truly AM that sick: It's my third night in a row going to bed before 10pm. Is there a Foursquare badge for THAT? about 12 hours ago from web

Steve Lewis AND WILL YOU SUCCEED? YES INDEED, YES INDEED! NINETY-EIGHT AND THREE-QUARTERS PERCENT GUARANTEED. (dr. s.) 13 hours ago