Barnard College
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Maggie the Magnolia is your spirit tree. You don't use tampons because you reject the phallic penetration. You run a Tumblr titled "fuck all cis-scum wyt men." You are morally opposed to bras. You dumped your high school best friend because she hashtagged a photo #notallmen. You have an IUD and are gender and sexuality fluid. You write a really successful, underground (ignore the contradiction) zine. You object to non-intersectional definitions of feminism. (Also you're super into dance, chemistry, and the Notorious RBG.)
But you are also upper-middle class, wear riding boots with button downs, and will lead a very proper life running a non-profit after graduation.
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