We know you always wanted to smell like a sweaty tanning salon by spritzing on a little of "The Sitch," the cologne line from Jersey Shore's The Situation. But, as the NY Post reports, The Plaza caught a malodorous whiff when Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino tried to align with the hotel's luxury gym.
Despite his well-defined abs, bulbous biceps, and sun-bronzed pecs, the reality star has been cock-blocked from the venture. The Situation had been in talks with RF Health Club Consulting, the firm expected to take over the high-end gym's lease, to become the face of the new venue and potentially offer personal ab workouts to patrons. Turns out he ultimately wasn't quite in keeping with the high-faluntin' quality of the gym's brand.
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