Martha Stewart Dishes On The Worst Date She’s Ever Been On

On the media road promoting her variety show Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party, as well as her new partner, the Marley Spoon subscription recipe box service, beloved, respected, and slightly feared domestic do-it-all Martha Stewart sat down with Town & Country - revealing many hilarious factoids.

Her go-to guilty pleasure?

"My guilty pleasure is not at all interesting: It's a spoon of really good organic peanut butter, or a slice of American cheese from my housekeeper’s drawer. I steal American slices sometimes—in the plastic, it’s so horrible. But it’s such a good snack. I eat pickled herring as a late-night snack before I go to bed because it’s savory and good. I like liverwurst, and I know how bad it is now. I love squeezing it out of the tube and just eating calves' liverwurst."

Well, while that may not be the most relatable of answers we could ever imagine, little miss cheese slice thief is definitely not unlike the rest of us when it comes to dating duds. The worst date she's ever been on?

"I went to the lounge area at Le Bernardin with this guy. He had to go somewhere afterward, and I had to go somewhere after. It wasn’t a first date, but it was like a second or third date. We each had places to go; he did not ask me to go with him to the second place. We had cocktails and a little caviar or something. Then he just got up and said he had to run, and he ran out and didn’t pay! And I thought that was extremely rude."

Oh, hell no. At least this proves that dating in New York really is just terrible for everyone.

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