BREAKING! The Email Scandal That Just Shook Cornell's Campus

by Stanely Stuyvesant · November 6, 2009

UPDATE: Cornell Administration Reacts to Scandal. [Post]

Everyone has had at least one bad email incident that they have had to learn from. Some involve, say, sending an invitation and forgetting to bcc everyone. Or worse, sending an email complaining about your boss to, er, your boss, named Sarah (instead of your best friend Sarah). But, NO ONE, and we mean NO ONE has had a worse email gaffe than John X did about an hour ago. The Cornell Business School Tech Consultant managed to pass on his entire long and very steamy exchange with his mistress, Lisa (another Cornell Business Employee), TO THE ENTIRE JOHNSON SCHOOL. Both are married. Click below for the entire email exchange, including photos of the two. It seems like a joke, but we assure you, this is real life, folks, and it's not pretty.

Lisa and John

Start from the bottom up....

From: John > Date: November 6, 2009 2:06 To: Lisa >, $JSEvents > Subject: RE:

Thanks! Tell him Hi right back at him when ya see him later!

Hey, can you re-send me that link to the article about Obama, and the one world, NWO? I misplaced the link to that, and hadn't finished reading it yet.

GOD, I can't stop feeling like you're tickling me, and I can't stop TASTING you!!! This is all VERY DISTRACTING!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:58 PM To: John Subject: RE:

Trevor wanted me to be sure to tell you hi he's up here with me today or around here somewhere (I think he took the bus up to the mall).

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:56 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Ha! At the very LEAST!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:55 PM To: John Subject: RE:

That's how I hope to go, only to be revived so we could do it all over again. I guess that would mean doing it TWICE!!!!!!!!!!

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:54 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Ha! Yes, my thoughts exactly!

Tickled and licked and orgasmed to death!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:34 PM To: John Subject: RE:

I don't think you will either (she said with a devilishly shy grin), but what a way to go.;-)

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:32 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

GOOD LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!

And by this method, you bring me right to the edge of release, over and over and over again, yet each time I'm denied,and fiendishly tickled even more???

I don't think I'll survive!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:23 PM To: John Subject: RE:

I see me sitting in your lap straddling, really.facing you with my legs draped over your restrained arms and then wrapped around you and your chair holding you in place you're pinned and unable to move. I'm leaning back ever so slightly with my hands braced on your desk, helping me to grind my pussy against you.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:21 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

OH DEAR GOD HELP ME!!!

You are pushing buttons that are getting me WAY TOO FUCKING HORNY for being stuck at work!!!

And just WHAT am I supposed to do now??? I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they're making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:07 PM To: John Subject: RE:

I have visions of strutting into your office in nothing but a trench coat and CFM heels locking the door duct taping your hands to the arms of your chair teasing your with my nails and tongue, tickling, poking, prodding..and then straddling your rock hard cock. Only to stop just seconds before you cum..and start all over again.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:03 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Ha! Again, I SECOND that motion! (No pun intended!!! :))

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:02 PM To: John Subject: RE:

Yep, that sounds EXACTLY like something I would do.forget twice, I'd be doing it over and over and over and over again!!!

and I'd give anything to be doing exactly that right now!

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:00 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Yeah, you are CERTAINLY THAT for me also Baby! And I second the motion on time to hold you in my arms.

I think about the time spent on your couch often, in that regard. Plus, I also recall looking deep into your eyes, touching your face, and kissing you SO DEEPLY

And I also recall your naughty little hands getting very playful, snaking their way down my shirt to tickle!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:57 PM To: John Subject: RE:

AMEN to that sweetie.you are my ounce of sanity in a very insane world right now .thank you so very much for that.I just wish I could spend more time hiding in the safety of your arms..

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:55 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Yeah, me too!

And you are CERTAINLY THAT for me also Baby, among many other wonderful things! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:51 PM To: John Subject: RE:

(I like the private porn star best of all hehehehehe)

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:48 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

ALL OF THE ABOVE BABY!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:46 PM To: John Subject: RE:

I knew I could count on you!!! You're my hero!!!! My knight in shining armor!!! My private porn star!!!!!

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:44 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

OH, I can SERIOUSLY help you with both of those Baby, don't worry!

And I will be SO FUCKING HORNY after I get done SPANKING that FINE ASS of yours for hours, you'll be FULL for a week after you swallow me! And I hear that CUM is an excellent source of protein, as well as other nutrients!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:39 PM To: John Subject: RE:

Because more than half the time, I'm actually just fixing for just Jake as Trevor has already eaten half the house by the time I get home. And the minute we come in the door, Jake is heading straight for his highchair and wanting fed before I even have my coat off. So I fix him something quick (grilled cheese, omelet, etc.). Or over the weekend I'm make a big pot of something so we can have leftovers, which Jake and Trevor don't mind, but I get sick of them within a day or two and resort back to popcorn.I'm bad, I know.I think I need a good spanking.and to be put on my knees and force fed.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:34 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Well, the my willing to feed you part goes without saying Baby!

So when you're fixing dinner for Trevor and Jake, why don't you just make enough for you also?

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:30 PM To: John Subject: RE:

It's the same thing I had yesterday honey.truth be told, I really don't eat very well anymore. I'm so busy with Jake that I don't have much time to fix anything decent for myself it's easier for me to fix him and Trevor dinner and then throw a bag of popcorn in the microwave for myself.BUT, if you're willing to feed me, I'm willing to swallow each and every time!

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:27 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Leftover chicken from last night. And a diet Mountain Dew!

A bagel is your lunch??? You need to CUM up here more often to I can feed you properly!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:25 PM To: John Subject: RE:

A bagel and a soda.what are you having?

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:24 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Ha! I hear ya!

What's for lunch today?

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:16 PM To: John Subject: RE:

.I'm just sitting here eating my lunch and giggling at this whole conversation, we just crack me up!!!

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:15 PM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Yes, you CERTAINLY WOOD Baby!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:01 PM To: John Subject: RE:

I'd have you up in the front seat right next to me.and although my car is an automatic, I do know how to drive a stick shift.and I'd be sure to have a stick to shift on my way home.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 11:59 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Ha! EXACTLY where I was going with this sweetie! See, we are on the same wavelength, as usual!

You have me in the back of your car right now, tied up in the back seat. And you're sitting on me, giggling and tickling, giving me sort of a preview of what I can expect when you get me home! And I am sitting here SO FUCKING HARD from thinking about this!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 11:54 AM To: John Subject: RE:

That depends on your definition of concerned But if I'm lurking in the dark to get you then conversely, you could be lurking in the dark to get me and just the mere thought of that doesn't concern me, but makes me very wet.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 11:52 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Ha! Too funny Lisa!

So let's see you like bats, the dark, and the idea of tying me up, kidnapping me, and then mercilessly tickle torturing me!

Should I be concerned??? :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 11:49 AM To: John Subject: RE:

LOLOLOL.see, even the powers that be knew how much I liked the dark, so they just shut power of .sadly it came back on which is just as well, cause I was too far away from your desk any way!

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 11:21 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Ha! Oh? And why is that??? :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 11:07 AM To: John Subject: RE:

That's on my schedule for Monday.first thing.actually, if Don leaves Sunday night, I'll be making a night time raid.after all, I work best after dark.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 11:05 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Ha! What was it you said to me last week? Something about tying me up and taking me home, never to be seen again??? :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:56 AM To: John Subject: RE:

You're sooooo willing.one of the many admirable traits I find so endearing about you.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:54 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

OK!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:53 AM To: John Subject: RE:

Let me cum up there and feel ya.I need to see for myself.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:52 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

AT LEAST!!! The way I'm feeling right now!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:50 AM To: John Subject: RE:

Yes it would.at least twice!

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:50 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

That'll work!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:48 AM To: John Subject: RE:

I'd do a private showing for you babe.just you, me, and your lap.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:47 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Only if YOU'RE dancing there Baby!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:44 AM To: John Subject: RE:

You and me both baby.so any big bachelor plans for the weekend?? Kumas? (hehehehe.)

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:43 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Don't I wish!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:06 AM To: John Subject: RE:

It (and me) are only a bus ride away.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:05 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Wow! I just LOVE that idea! And it would require no extra seasoning, seeing as how it would have your savory juices all over it!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:01 AM To: John Subject: RE:

Uh,a bright blue thong.if you want more specifics you;ll have to just see it for yourself.it could be your lunch;-)

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:59 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Well, be specific please!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:57 AM To: John Subject: RE:

A thong of course.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:56 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

That sounds VERY SEXY to me!!! What kind of panties do you have on??? :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:53 AM To: John Subject: RE:

I really hate the weekends anymore, how pathetic is that?!!?

On another note, I look like a damn schoolgirl today. Jake was up at 5:15 this morning and full of piss and vinegar so I had very little time to get ready. My hair's up in a pony tail and I've got on sneakers, jeans, and a sweatshirt.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:51 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

My thoughts EXACTLY Baby!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:50 AM To: John Subject: RE:

Damn.wish I could be a bachelorette this weekend!

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:49 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Ha! That's it exactly!

That was a GOOD ONE Lisa! Thanks! I'm going to start calling them that!!! :)

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:47 AM To: John Subject: RE:

So you get to be a bachelor this weekend, just you and the kamikaze birds.

From: John Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:45 AM To: Lisa Subject: RE:

Hard to say, my wife is on her way down there now, and the family is divided on what to do at this point.

From: Lisa Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 9:43 AM To: John Subject: RE: