Keep Every Bottle Brunch Spot In Business
...so we can continue doing our favorite, post weekend columns:
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The Battle of the Brunches]
You'll have to become accustomed to the serious New York tradition that is the boozy weekend brunch.
There will be smoke- don't panic, Cold War is over, that's just a machine blasting you in the face. Atmosphere. Go with it.
There will be fiery explosions. Again. Calm down. Atmosphere.
There will be countless bottles of Dom and Veuve, but we know what you want, and we're sorry. No magnums of Stolichnaya here. You're in the Meatpacking now. Someone's gotta keep the Koch bro's empire going strong!